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Things that mostly happen in Nigeria.

1) In Nigeria pastor will preach about
charity, and still put password for the church WiFi

2) In Nigeria father will arrest his own son with police and still use his own money to pay bills

3) In Nigeria people will be calling words twice, e.g
QUICK QUICK, SHARP SHARP, FAST FAST

4) Only in Nigeria police officer will say "hands up" and he will be the first to rise up his hand

5) Only in Nigeria people will see you with a bucket of water and still ask you "guy seh na water you carry, answer NO na shit

6) Only in Nigeria 90% of ladies relationship status
On facebook are single, and 99% guys
relationship status are dating or married, please who are they dating?

7) Only in Nigeria, that guy will send his girlfriend airtime of
2000, and the girl will still "flash" or send call me back and forget to add 1

8) Only in Nigeria you will find guys selling meat and his wife will still have to use money to buy meat

9) Only in Nigeria you will see fish inside "Meat Pie"

10) Only in Nigeria Igbo guy will still count money after he withdraw from ATM because he no even trust
Oyibo and ATM machines.

11) Only in Nigeria guys will drop in their in  traffic and find Okada

12) Only in Nigeria you will find a graduate of mechanical engineering doing his NYSC at Bank believe that

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New student, in the mathematical class.
And the teacher as them to bring out their calculator and follow him in calculating.

Firstly if two mango is added to six, it makes how many all together, they all answer nine expect the new guy.

If will added four and ten answer is the class say 14, except the new guy

And when the teacher note that the new guy is not contribute to what his taking the class say now my question goes to the new guy stand up what is your name.
My name is chika,
2+2=?

The guy quickly bring out is calculator and types 2+2=5

Answer is 5 sir
With prof

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Hilarious jokes of the day, kids, adults

1.  When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.

2. When you abuse your friend. "your mama!!!" and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you.

3. When Mosquito lands on your boss's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
What we be your proof

4. When you update"salary things" on Facebook and your landlord comments

5. When you're in a bus and you throw away your 5000# check instead of gala paper

6. When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.

7. When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...that's automatic visit to Baba God

8. When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out that your wallet is gone.
Start to prepare to wash.

9. When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... Guy, just stop being him , cos you don finish.

10.  When u give beggar #500 note instead of #50.

11)When soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout "officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come green start again.

12. When you are in a bus in Nigeria and the drive ask for 20# to give police officer and give the police 100$. And he said move

13. When you post on your boss wife's well onFacebook "happy birthday love you so much" and your boss is the one that 1st comments

14. When u read this, laugh and didn't drop a comment

JUST DELETE THIS JOKE FROM YOUR HEAD AND DON'T COME BACK FOR MORE

HAPPY READING

Best funny funny joke of the day for kids and adults

APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR My DAUGHTER.

I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.

1. Do you go to Mosque or Church? {Yes/No}

2. Do you have a degree or diploma? {Yes/No}

3. Are you still a virgin? {Yes/No}

4. Are you working? {Yes/No}

5. Do you have savings, within a month between five
hundred thousand and a million? {Yes/No}

6.Do you have a credible car? {Yes/No}

7. Do you have house? {Yes/No}

If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not
continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look
back. If all your answers are YES,
Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of
cheating in marriage.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_________________________

2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________________________

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, My father need 500,000", what would be your answer ?
________________________________

4. List any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______

5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
_____________________________________________
___________________

6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No. If No explain why?
________________________________

7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES for how long?_______________.

8. If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain
why you were born out of wedlock.
_____________________________________________
___________________

9. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (200 words)
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______

10. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______

11. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother?
________________________________

Now, Answer the following with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol or smoke? {Yes/No}

2. Are you short- tempered? {Yes/No}

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When should I come to interview your dad and mum?
______________________________

2. When can I interview your mosque or church  leaders?
_________________________

3. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national
newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be acknowledged
"only if you are successful".
As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details
in case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email ____________________
Phone ______________
Home  _________
Facebook  _____________________

BEST WISHES....... Please what should I do RUN AWAY OR FILL IT.......

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