1. When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
2. When you abuse your friend. "your mama!!!" and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you.
3. When Mosquito lands on your boss's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
What we be your proof
4. When you update"salary things" on Facebook and your landlord comments
5. When you're in a bus and you throw away your 5000# check instead of gala paper
6. When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.
7. When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...that's automatic visit to Baba God
8. When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out that your wallet is gone.
Start to prepare to wash.
9. When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... Guy, just stop being him , cos you don finish.
10. When u give beggar #500 note instead of #50.
11)When soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout "officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come green start again.
12. When you are in a bus in Nigeria and the drive ask for 20# to give police officer and give the police 100$. And he said move
13. When you post on your boss wife's well onFacebook "happy birthday love you so much" and your boss is the one that 1st comments
14. When u read this, laugh and didn't drop a comment
JUST DELETE THIS JOKE FROM YOUR HEAD AND DON'T COME BACK FOR MORE
HAPPY READING
