Things that mostly happen in Nigeria.
1) In Nigeria pastor will preach about
charity, and still put password for the church WiFi
2) In Nigeria father will arrest his own son with police and still use his own money to pay bills
3) In Nigeria people will be calling words twice, e.g
QUICK QUICK, SHARP SHARP, FAST FAST
4) Only in Nigeria police officer will say "hands up" and he will be the first to rise up his hand
5) Only in Nigeria people will see you with a bucket of water and still ask you "guy seh na water you carry, answer NO na shit
6) Only in Nigeria 90% of ladies relationship status
On facebook are single, and 99% guys
relationship status are dating or married, please who are they dating?
7) Only in Nigeria, that guy will send his girlfriend airtime of
2000, and the girl will still "flash" or send call me back and forget to add 1
8) Only in Nigeria you will find guys selling meat and his wife will still have to use money to buy meat
9) Only in Nigeria you will see fish inside "Meat Pie"
10) Only in Nigeria Igbo guy will still count money after he withdraw from ATM because he no even trust
Oyibo and ATM machines.
11) Only in Nigeria guys will drop in their in traffic and find Okada
12) Only in Nigeria you will find a graduate of mechanical engineering doing his NYSC at Bank believe that
